They say a woman is only trouble
Get in while you an and get out on the double
Well, I’ve known a few
They were beautiful
I’d like to know one more
It turns out I’m one lucky lizard
You know why? I’ll tell you why
Every once in a while some beautiful babe will come up to me and say: Ooh! Mr. Lounge Lizard, you’re so cold & scaly! Can I touch you?
And you know what I say?
Yes, baby, yes, baby, yes, baby, yes

Women like to touch me
And I don’t like to tell ‘em they can’t, oh no!
Women like to touch
And I don’t like to tell ‘em
No I don’t like to tell ‘em
No I don’t like to tell ‘em they can’t

They say a woman is only human
Don’t ask her to be more than she can be
Well, I’ve known a few
They were beautiful
More than I can say
Now fellows, when a beautiful babe walks up to you and says, “Ooh! Mr. Whiteboy. You’re so cold and scaly! Can I touch you?”
You know what to say, don’t you boys?”
That’s right. We say: “Yes, baby, yes, baby, yes, baby, yes”…Come on, boys, sing along!