It’s been a decade since you got yourself laid
It’s time to calibrate your calibrator
Get yourself laid and you know you’ll be thankin’ me later, later
A squeeze and a squirt, you know it can’t hurt
I know a doctor we can always call later
Get yourself laid, even if you get played
It’s better, it’s better
Much better when the sun goes down
Much better when it comes back around
Much better when you lay it all on the line
And stick it where the sun don’t shine, yeah!
It’s time to unclog, you’ve always been a hound dog
The romantic part we’ll deal with later
If you do the wild thing, tell me every little thing
You heartbreaker, you heartbreaker
You’re at a critical point where a bang and a boink
Would really help you a lot to forget her
A roll in the hay, then you know you’re not gay
You’re better, you’re better
Much better when the sun goes down
Much better when it comes back around
Much better when you lay it all on the line
And stick it where the sun don’t shine, yeah!
Water the lawn, even Mackerels spawn
When they’re not being chased by a gator
Get yourself laid and you know you’ll be thankin’ me later, later
A bump and a grind, nobody will mind
Think of yourself as her liberator
Get yourself laid, even if you get played, it’s better, it’s better
Much better when the sun goes down
Much better when it comes back around
Much better when you lay it all on the line
And stick it where the sun don’t shine, yeah!
Some dippity-doo-da with your sister-in-law
That’s not really what I think I was saying
But other than that, step up to the bat, make babies, make babies
You can break out the beats for a dance in the sheets
If you’re tired you can use a vibrator
A nurse or a maid as a visual aid—that’s better, that’s better
Much better when the sun goes down
Much better when it comes back around
Much better when you lay it all on the line
And stick it where the sun don’t shine, yeah!
You’re just scratchin’ an itch, you don’t have to get hitched
If the sex is no good, you can trade her
It could be an old flame or any old dame or a neighbor, a neighbor
To get back in the flow, you just let yourself go
Remember that you’re naughty by nature
Get yourself laid, even if you get played, it’s better, better
Much better when the sun goes down
Much better when it comes back around
Much better when you lay it all on the line
And stick it where the sun don’t shine, yeah!
Words, music, recording, and production by Richard Faylor
© Deep Happy Music
richardfaylor@yahoo.com
208-713-4002