ONE MORE DRINK

Well, I am hotter than a can of whoopass and I can do it for you
One more drink and I’m falling for…
You have got the nicest looking legs I’ve seen and I’d like to walk ‘em home
One more drink and I’m falling for you

But you better be cool, boy, you better be cool

Oh, I can be cool!

You better be cool, boy.

I’ll tell you what I think is cool:
If I could really, really get some
Now that would be cool
If I could really, really get some
That would be cool

So there’s this girl and guy that meet in a bar
She says to him. “Well, you know, when you take a look at me, what do you see?”
That’s a good question. Yeah, good question. So what did he say?
He stammers for a minute and he says, ”Ah, sex?”
Oh, oh! Not a good answer. That’s not too good.
Well, he wanted to make her scream, he’s gonna hear her now.

Well, when the dust cleared after several thousand drinks
Which took several years
He learned, ah, he learned a different answer:
“Honey, I see marriage. I see children. I see a beautiful home.
(Mmm! Mmm!) Decorated by you (Oooh!)
I see a college education for our lovely children
I see a great job (Lots of money!)
I’m going to turn you into a Republican!
I see quality time together with the family
I see, I see me helping you around the house
And when you ask me, ‘Honey, does this dress make me look fat?’
You know what I say? I say, “Honey,
You are hotter than a can of whoopass and you do it for me!
You are hotter than a can of whoopass and you do it for me!
You are hotter than a can of whoopass and you do it for me!
You are hotter than a can of whoopass and you do it for me!”

Give me another drink, I need a few for this

One more drink

A Song Can Tell A Story

When words leave off, music begins.

ONE MORE DRINK